i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
My feet surprised me
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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