Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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