I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
