You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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