Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
a search helicopter?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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