Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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