Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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