Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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