Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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