i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm really busy with my period
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