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(909): View more from California

I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

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(909): View more from California

I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.

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(631): View more from New York

I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

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(734): View more from Michigan

A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.

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(641): View more from Iowa

im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships

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(518): View more from New York

I'm really stressed out right now.

(1-518): View more from New York

I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".

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