We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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