therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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