Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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