i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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