I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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