Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
