oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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