I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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