You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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