oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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