either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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