we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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