he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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