beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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