I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm passing your future prison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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