Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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