No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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