If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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