If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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