u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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