Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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