Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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