I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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