I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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