On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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