wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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