I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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