I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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