You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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