Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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