Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
We smell like vodka and hangover
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