Non-Jews are for practice
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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