belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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