I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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