she was so not down for the gang bang
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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