Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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