Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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