To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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