She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
you never un-have a 4some
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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