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so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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