What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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