I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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