there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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