Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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