i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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