Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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