when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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